Ackshually, your pumpkin soy latterino with seven pumps of vanilla has no real pumpkin! $WOJAK

What is Stars Arena?

Howdy partner. It’s a beautiful day. What shitcoins are we trading from Mom’s basement instead of enjoying the outdoors? $WOJAK

The irony is that my company is making brain chips

Ozempic? Not for me, I’m concerned about the long term health consequences. $WOJAK

I spent some time in bitcoin maxi twitter and look at this gem i found. 😹

“Hey team, it’s Friday, let’s get out of here early today! Feel free to pack it in at 4:59pm.” “Ha… thanks boss…” $WOJAK

It’s Modelo time.

What time is it @ModeloUSA ? Let us know if you want someone to run your social media. $WOJAK

best 24 hour bull run ever until next time

Sim swaps? Ghost chains? Price per point? Wake up anon, it was all a bad dream. $WOJAK

How did I get my 3% mortgage? With a firm handshake and a well-pressed suit. $WOJAK

Price action? I’m in it for the memes. $WOJAK

“My points are down. Can anything be done?” $WOJAK

“Satoshi is back… it’s time to buy.” “Satoshi is back… it’s time to sell. $WOJAK

The tech has improved significantly today. $WOJAK

Sunday scaries. $WOJAK

Did someone say… new on-chain season? $WOJAK

Thought I’d jump on the face doxx trend. $WOJAK

Me thinking about all the content I’m going to consume this weekend. $WOJAK

Discord is down? All is at peace. $WOJAK

The part of the cycle where you’re down so bad you convince yourself you’re in it for the art. $WOJAK

“Memecoins are over and will never hit ATHs.” $WOJAK

Congrats on escaping the wage cucking Brandon 🔥 No doubt you made the right decision 🫰

Are you a friendtech fadoooor? or a friendtech enjoyoooor? $WOJAK

One of those days… $WOJAK

Tomorrow… is Monday. $WOJAK

Prices are falling? So am I. $WOJAK

Tropical Storm Ophelia… feels mellow man. $WOJAK

consider

The work week is over. $WOJAK

You can really feel the pull of the weekend. $WOJAK

What happened to startup culture?

Me logging on to ct to start influencer beef and scam my loyal followers. $WOJAK

This every mf logging off the tl lately. $WOJAK

The grifter formerly known as Bitboy has extracted another $100k+ from normies. $WOJAK

Every person left on CT be like:

Listen to audio books while you sleep. Reading comprehension is almost 30% higher

Tomorrow is Monday. $WOJAK

You have no idea how comfy this fall could be. $WOJAK

Saturdays are for the boys. $WOJAK

“How often do you think about Greek city-states, honey?” $WOJAK

Your joke was so funny, HR wants you to tell it to them again! $WOJAK

I blew my last paycheck on Rollbit. But i get another paycheck tomorrow. $WOJAK

Sure a Bitcoin ETF is inevitable, but my bearish scenario is not invalidated! $WOJAK

WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI

Pink Wojak Season! None of us are going to make it. $WOJAK

If you’re still here you’re a doomer

People who are full-time web3

Don’t worry guys. I heard on a podcast that the SEC is going to approve a bitcoin ETF. The next bull run is right around the corner. $WOJAK